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Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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Yeah_Thats_Me 0
It could broken the window and send shattered glass in your eye, then you fall on your face and push it in further and die. Be happy!
lalagirl912 0
aww that sucks! :(
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Comments (54)
thithimimi 0
LOL
faithfulangel 0
that sucks, but I can imagine ur freak out and it's funny lol
Kua_Mei 0
I don't understand why there are so many YDI's. I absolutely understand you. I was in hysterics for over 3 hours (crying, etcetera) from a loud noise while in a meditative state; if I was awaken by something like an object hitting my window... gosh. I have an anxiety disorder (I really don't know much about it; I can't recall what my doctor said besides the pills she gave me that are meant to help). If someone approaches me without announcing his/herself, it makes me /jump off the ground/ and make a loud exclamation ("Oh, my God!" "Eughh!" "Dah!" etc). A snowball would likely near give me a heart attack. At least we don't have snow here. Or kids. (Seriously, there are seven children [ages 5-17] I'm aware of within a 2-mile radius, and that's in a rather tight community.) Why, on any FML I can sympathize with, I launch into lengthy, near-irrelevant anecdotes no-one can possibly care about?
iateapenguin 27
Preach! The worst thing is when people startle you on purpose because they think that the reaction is "priceless"... every day at work for me. :/
FuckOffBitches 0
it could've been worse. the snowball could've activated ur alarm the cops could've came and u would have to explain what happene but u couldn't cause u don't even know what happened so suck it up. GoodDay[:
HudzonGuy 0
grow a pair of nuts it's a snowball
Iskaria 0
Exactly, imagine how bloody useless they'd be if someone had broken in or something, if they react to a snowball like that. OP needs to learn some goddamn self preservation.
iateapenguin 27
Have either of you ever had a panic attack? Anxiety problems are serious. That also goes for the ton of others commenting similarly... assholes
MoonaLove 0
Stop telling OP to "suck it up". Panic attacks are a serious thing, anyone ever heard of P.T.S.D???
iSolDyourSouL 0
And now your life's in ruins. Oh boo. Poor you. T_T
ur_life_fails 0
ahahahahahahahahahahaha...*falls of chair*...hahahahahahahahaha *rolls on floor* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! pussy hahahaha...ow my abs hurt lol have fun when someone actually breaks in...
suprmidgt 0
wow when the apocalypse happens your screwed. your listed as anonymous so I imagine you didn't also want to mention your a guy. get some balls man.