Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Well I hope she finally gave you the score you deserved and you put in a formal complaint as well because that's not showing a professional work ethic and show's that she doesn't have the ability to admit when she has made a mistake 😤😕😒
MikuandKaito 24
And she couldn't, I don't know, ask if you could print another copy?? Some prof.
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Comments (7)
BurnInDemonFire 39
She spoke the lies of a taHqeq! Feed that Ha'DIbaH to the dogs!
Shabnam Moghal 14
I'm sorry....WHAT?
Charlie Given 28
A group of star trek Uber nerds many yrs ago created an entire Klingon language with over 10,000 words and definitions and even started using it so much that the U.S., English, Russian and French government's have Klingon interpreters in their top secret government branches🙄😵
BurnInDemonFire 39
Klingon insults, chief. You'd know that if you weren't a petaQ.
Charlie Given 28
Well I hope she finally gave you the score you deserved and you put in a formal complaint as well because that's not showing a professional work ethic and show's that she doesn't have the ability to admit when she has made a mistake 😤😕😒
TxKitten79 10
You need to bring this up with academic affairs!!!
RichardPencil 32
So, she claimed it was not on time, but latte? I en-Keurig you to espresso the grounds of your anger!
MikuandKaito 24
And she couldn't, I don't know, ask if you could print another copy?? Some prof.
Marliedp 3
Most essays are handed in online, which would avoid this..