Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we caught some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
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insanesna1l 0
give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Give a man a packet of Oreos, he will eat for a day, die of heart disease, and there will be plenty of fish for someone else
marinus_fml 20
Did they teach them the correct method? - twist, lick, dunk?
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TheJtSwift 0
STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR LIBERAL WAYS ON THE NEXT GENERATIONS!!!
DaveOnDope 4
I like to make sextuple stuff Oreos out of three double stuff Oreos sometimes when smoking a few blunts. My lady has learned, NEVER take me to the store with her when I've got the munchies, NEVER. But FYL, at least your heart was in the right place, regardless of how it turned out.
catatonicsleep 17
you're probably overcooking them and letting them get to the 'mushy smelly icky' phase (think over boiled cabbage). Lightly steamed vegetables are lovely without any fatty cheese or butter.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha wow, you're life is so ******. god forbid some poor kids actually got OREOS. why it might as well just be the end of civilization as we know it. now I want some oreos, but I has no such oreos :(
only1onyx 0
how is this an fml? more like f the kids lives! oreos are awesome, kids like oreos sooo........ leave the obnoxious health food crap to the fat ass adults and teach the kids to put down the damn nintendo for a minute and go play outside! you know... that place with the grass and stuff.
ReynshineCutting 10
Eww no. Steamed veggies literally make me throw up. Yuck yuck yuck. I don't put pounds of cheese and butter on them (and I don't use real butter anyway). The only veggies I like raw are carrots and the only veggies I like cooked are mushrooms, unless whatever it is has cheese to mask the nasty taste. And even then it doesn't always work and I'll throw up. about 95% of my veggie intake is romaine lettuce in salads with creamy dressing (because most other dressings also make me throw up). I can eat fruit all day and night but hell no to veggies. Every time I buy groceries and buy veggies, it almost hurts because I'm wasting money on food that I absolutely won't enjoy and might throw up anyway. It sucks having such an overreactive gag reflex and evil tastebuds.
blinkee_115 0
brownies ftw
ishida1235 0
u totally deserve it what nut case tries to force bad snacks on kids
JFox 8
I quite enjoy bok choy or spinach. Those are both absolutely delicious boiled with just a TINY bit of oil, and maybe some noodles. You have to be careful of the noodles you buy, though, some are loaded with sodium! I'm not a health nut by any means, but fatty/salty foods just make me sick. Sweets are my weakness, but even then things that are too sweet taste gross as well. Eating delicious, deep, dark green leafy veggies just makes me feel energized!
dansco 25
Oreo's are great for kids! Haven't you seen the ads? Twist, pull, dunk, piss off dog and eat lol ;)