Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we caught some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
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insanesna1l 0
give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Give a man a packet of Oreos, he will eat for a day, die of heart disease, and there will be plenty of fish for someone else
marinus_fml 20
Did they teach them the correct method? - twist, lick, dunk?
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Comments (74)
iSolDyourSouL 0
**** yeah, LOVE OREOS!!!!!!!! YDI
angel55033 12
well the kids had to be bribed it's understandable lol
underpaid011 0
yea - F your live. I'm sure the poor ghetto kids are going to be fine! all they need is a healthy snack!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ugh op how could you! Trying to help the fatties! Dispicable. I'm offended. Oreos are yummy.(:
BT14 5
what??
rgcainmd 3
Since when aren't Oreos healthy food???
TempestRain 0
So what?! Let the poor kids have some cookies! They may not get any more.
RedPillSucks 33
Should have given them Heath bars. That's pretty close to health food, right? *runs and hids from grenade throwers*
catatonicsleep 17
throws grapefruit
5t3ff1k4h 47
^^ No, no. You're doing it all wrong. *Throws watermelon*
arnthegreat 0
God forbid they give people who are under privileged a TREAT. not some BS "Its heart healthy!" snack.
RedPillSucks 33
The point is that they probably already eat lots of junk food. It's the nutrition part that's missing from their diet.
towelyey 0
oreos are amazing