Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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Top comments
shakenbake93 0
There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.
Ducati4623 0
so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess
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Comments (179)
psychoballistics 0
well..... at least he is not making the noises that he makes when he is losing at COD....
Not_Ever_Telling 3
Take that as a compliment. Unless he's shouting "N00B! I PWNED YOUR ASS!" in bed, then be happy you're good enough to compete with CoD. Hahah. And besides, CoD is fun; give it a chance.
yarbles 3
this has been posted before first?
yarbles 3
ahhhh stupid backflip phone!
xshadyshadow 0
Heard this before! Like twice, rephrased. -__-
parkdolla 0
if you play on ps3 add me eyeplayfordeaths
ThinIce 0
Everyone is so competitive in COD that it's not even worth trying to compete if you start now. Nazi Zombies for iTouch is as far as I'm going.
akamuu 0
that's a compliment. He could be playing COD rather than ******* you
alexthecutie 0
you need to get yourself a new man honey
kendallkbabe7787 0
hahaha this made me laugh :)
AKBO47 0
That's funny as hell