Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
Orgasmic Pudding
Baker_FoCo 0
That sucks, OP. Hope they fix it.
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Crystal_Dreams 0
...I don't want to boast, BUT I've got a rather large pile of toast! That's a nice rhyme. :)
Crystal_Dreams 0
That was meant to be joined to #51 by the way, don't know why it didn't.
JINJANINJA 0
of all of these you fail the most you just got pwned by the bug of the post
fistnazal 10
lol have you not heard the toast song from the bob and tom show from forever ago?! you should check iiit ooooout ; p (it's not halarious or anything, but it's kindah clever? maybe it'll get a chuckle out of ya?)
ChinnuWoW 0
go get a ******* condo
fizziwizzi 5
Did no one else think "Final Destination"??? I think the shower was trying to kill you lol
IntoTheNothing 0
Good job!
tigercoon 12
Oh no, I'm about to move into my new apartment on Sunday. I hope I have a decent first shower :s
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. You just reminded me I'm moving out tomorrow :/ I never considered the chance of having a crappy shower, damnit. OP, well BURN, that was all bad luck. Hope you're feeling better.
cheese91 0
YDI for moving YDI for moving to an apartment YDI for taking a shower YDI for trying to stop water YDI for being born
Love2Laugh97 0
lol that happened to me yesterday :P
proski 0
EPIC fail
musicman2059 0
fyl for breaking the shower head the first time you used it, ydi for not being able to tell between the cold tap and the hot tap
UpYoursInAdvance 0
God Damn Joes Apartment