Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
Orgasmic Pudding
Baker_FoCo 0
That sucks, OP. Hope they fix it.
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jnjones04 0
take the shower head and throw it at your landords face and throw hot water on him. maybe that will teach him not to be a cheap ass
girl112891 7
I was going to say sue the bastard with claims that he/she is traumatized and burnt. But that works too lol
yomama126 0
Pwned in the face!!!
I_have_no_clue 0
OP's apartment is haunted.
xoxo31 0
woops!
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
TACO
marinus_fml 20
TACO?
fistnazal 10
PINK damnit... I'm fufilling my stereotype : |
chaingling 0
you're a retard, either you didnt turn the knob, which is stupid, or you tried to stop it at the break point, and your story is made up
Crystal_Dreams 0
This happens to me all the time! The shower head/chord always falls on my head and makes me jump more than anything. A shampoo bottle fell on me from a shelf another time, too, and it actually made my arm bleed. :( Want to hear more incredibly exciting stories? Just ask. ;)
Maflagulator 1
Tell us stories of you being nice and moist, or like the OP, Hot and Moist!!
AltarEgo 0
tell me more! lulz OP got a dick slap and a hot load to the face! FYL for sure!!!
Crystal_Dreams 0
Nice way of putting it, AltarEgo! Hmmm, hot and moist - that just kind of reminds me of toast. :S Want to hear stories of toast?
fistnazal 10
lmao, 39, you are THE man for that default pic.
fistnazal 10
47... all around the city, all around the coast? i dont wanna brag, I don't wanna boast?
Crystal_Dreams 0
I know! And his profile says 'I've got a 6 pack' Hahahaha :D
Maflagulator 1
I actually said that I had a Party Keg, and NOT a 6-pack. Damn, I need a cold shower.
Maflagulator 1
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I've gotta get me some of that good French toast.... (Timbaland from way way back when most of you was a fetus...)
lovinit5683 0
This FML sounds fake or it is just stupid. But either way..
Crystal_Dreams 0
Yeah I think the getting burnt bit seems a little exaggerated, but I have had things fall on me in the shower. :)
akkimber 0
lol I just moderated this. XD