Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Top comments
bigmanj28 0
Which head hit the pole
bellakaykid 6
I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.
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Comments (413)
cynide 13
DAMN, hell ya i would hit that shit, (runs into pole)
sydie5 12
Thank the pole; without it, your girlfriend would've messed up your other head when she caught you.
fwodyqbco654 0
think with your big head not your little one
blanccamaro74 6
damn she most have been smokin how
DarkMoon159 5
wow she REALLY most have been smoking HOW >.
sourspraykay 8
yes she really most have
Dodie__fml 2
is that her Indian tribe name?
heylesha 8
what a pig!!!! YDI!!!
brianjman14 23
******* moron.
Luvtospoon 0
A pole always needs a little head.
missmolly0210 0
karmas a bitch.
GAMaeishere 0
The only reason your life is ****** is 'caused your girlfriend is still beating your ass about it. Use some self control next time? YDI
GAMaeishere 0
*cause
KickItHigh 32
Guys will be pigs from time to time, single or in a relationship. Us girls do the same thing too. We're not innocent.
deathbreadstick 10
Agreed.
SmallTownCutie 0
There's a difference between checking out a hot guy/girl real quick, and staring until you run into a pole. OP was guilty of the latter offense, which is why he has so many YDI's.
knocking 0
Yeah, everyone does it, but most women are smart enough to not check someone out so intensely that they run into a pole. Especially not when they are out with their significant other.