Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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bigmanj28 0
Which head hit the pole
bellakaykid 6
I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.
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Comments (413)
squirrel1215 5
Karma's a bitch. :3
haleyjoee 0
totally deserved it ass hole!
kristylew03 1
Come on, all guys look. If I was the girlfriend I'd laugh my ass off though.
dreamering 16
Today must be the "hit a pole" day. I hit a pole too and I have this sign in my forehead. The situation it was different though. I was checking my emails.
Excav8rguy 0
I bet your girls was lookin to
wtfmylifedude 8
Karma.
PurpleWaffles 2
why do you have a girlfriend then?
perdix 31
I don't think your girlfriend was happy about the tent pole growing directly in your pants. She knew exactly why you were swelling up -- women have a way if figuring this stuff out. Even the dumbest ones.
Dodie__fml 2
never said he got an erection. you inferring son of a lamp post!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you're sure not keith stone
BIEBERSLAYER 10
my iPod keeps freezing and screwing my posts up
PINGAS123 2
who gives a ****
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you're sure not keith stone