Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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bigmanj28 0
Which head hit the pole
bellakaykid 6
I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.
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Comments (413)
instantmusic 4
YDI totally. A little look is fine, its natural. But gawking hard enough that you can't pay attention to your surroundings is a little overboard. Plus if you're with your GF, you should try not to be so obvious, eh?
mezochan 29
Karma!
Whelve 7
You filthy mudblood.
emilieee_fml 0
win!
StormGirl142 24
You are now my hero.
_Marcella_ 0
you deserved it you ass
fckdupzf 0
moron! ydi! silent revenge frm ur gf:D
machine0020 0
All these uptight ho's whining cuz you were looking at some hot strange ass? get a life! at least you werent caught screwing it!
je_suis_fml 11
how long have you been single?
Photographer2188 0
we are human, we do it all the time. youre telling me you have NEVER looked at the opposite sex?? "if the only issue you have is him/her looking at someone else.....you're damn lucky- Samantha sex and the city" oh before you try to say I'm single...I've been with my guy (who looks at other girls, and I look at guys) for 4 years Oct. 10!!!
Photographer2188 0
that's seriously all you wrote??? pathetic......
jorrrdddinnn 1
should've been staring at your girlfriend instead. maybe that wouldn't have happened. YDI!
monarchy123 1
Anyone else think the girlfriend probably wrote it?
fckdupzf 0
no
buddmoney 0
that only happened to me twice
ACraftyTiger 5
LAWL