Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the $7,000 bill with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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watchmewatchu999 0
YDI because you put the dollar sign in the wrong place.
jessioner 0
While i find that to be a swift kick in the nuts, have you considered that maybe the "extended family" might be another guy she's seeing? I mean...you've never seen them, nor have you heard of them....i havent read the whole thread of comments, perhaps someone saidthis, or maybe im just odd tot hink that way but that blows dude.
NobodysLover 0
and your not telling us that you are getting either divorced or counseling why. . . ?
brozo98 0
love how women think your money is "our" money when you get hitched, ranks up there with when you get married they dont have to have sex anymore. men are good dogs but if you dont pet them once in a while its hard to keep them under the porch!
baysidebird88 0
an extended family member? this reminds me of that movie 'casino' where ginger goes to beverly hills with their daughter and a friend (her lover) and drops over $25,000. i'd ask before you jump to conclusions though, maybe it was a family member that she's reconnecting with
Callyn 47
This is probably the stupidest reply in the thread. Without credit cards, the wife could have written a check or taken the money out of the bank. Hell, she could have just taken it from under the OP's pillow while he was sleeping. Credit cards are not the problem, bitchy wives are.
4ube_fml 6
No, credit cards are the problem because a CREDIT card is money you do not have. That's the big difference. The problem here is that the wife spent money the couple didn't have. If they did have that money (DEBIT card, cash), that's no problem (since when you are married you are in the shit together, that's the point of getting married in the first place). Yes it's stupid but it's legal at some point.
wink568 0
Only somebody who doesn't have the self control to properly use a credit card would say something like that. Credit cards are a very useful tool if you pay them off every month. The only time people get into trouble is when they start using them like "free money"
4ube_fml 6
Well at least in France we are not the first known country with loans payment issues ;)
4ube_fml 6
That is why credit cards shoudn't be allowed in the first place.
runescapescool 0
i agree with #1
Weil 0
**** credit cards.
Callyn 47
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kellster 2
Sounds like you don't know her very well, man. Relatives you've never heard of? And why is your communication so bad that she wouldn't have even told you she was planning a trip? And btw, you're married: it's her money, too.