Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the $7,000 bill with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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Comments (167)
element01 0
Bet shes a fat chick that wears white sneakers and drives a Camaro or mustang. If you werent married shed steal your identity!
mazmaris 0
DAMN ! 7000 down the drain ouch !
Guairdean 0
Shouldn't that be "My soon to be ex-wife..."?
milner 0
Omg that sucks.
stanish 0
FYL she didn't invite you :-p
1799 4
Sounds bit like you let her do it and now you're having a moan. Did she actually do it behind your back?
spoo 24
time to get a lawyer :( FYL
HeyyyBrahhh 0
What a biznatch.
spoo 24
I think it is implied that the husband was not invited... also "distant relatives I've never heard of"... additionally, unless the fam has a strong income, the 7 grand sounds more like the wife is intentionally burning him knowing shell only have to pay at most 3.5 of it back. If she offers an explanation or something like that the story might change, but divorce is the gut reaction to being taken to the cleaners like this
testing_fml 0
Even as a joke, not funny. STFU.
mudkip_fml 0
#48 i hope i get to beat the shit out of you when i see you beating your wife on outside the bar because she got you cheating with some STD tranny.
epic_delight1337 0
#44 is actually one of the only ones thats not a idiot here. is your life really ****** becuase u treated your family to a vacation? it was your own wife and she was happy and its her money too, so whats the big deal
Jaguaress 2
If it's her money too, why didn't she use her own credit card?
davidtheday 0
Why is everyone saying "divorce her!"? She spent $7000 on a credit card, big deal. I know it's a lot of money, but is that really something to get divorced over? She took her kids somewhere. Is it not the OP's family too? It's just money. I do agree she should have discussed it with her husband first though, that's a little shady. But why didn't the husband go? These are questions that need answering.
Check_Mate 0
Why the **** would the wife let her husband choose the underwear? She would just use the credit card to buy more that she likes. If he forced her to only buy the kind he likes, hey look there is a reason to file for divorce on the grounds that the husband is a controlling pervert. Say goodbye to your kids, half your paycheck, and the house!
Komatose 0
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. "YDI it for making a good living so that you have enough money to support your family instead of eating ramen in some crap shack." Seriously. you're obviously jealous. OP- FYL.
toyota_fml 0
lawyer, divorce dude screw them, cut her underwear up, get revenge hahaha i bet she would get the idea hahaha