Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the $7,000 bill with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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Top comments
boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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Comments (167)
jaybirdka 0
i hope you beat the shit out her the next time you see her.
lifeisaplay 0
That's life man..
hahaha6 0
You know that $10,000 would only be like, a down payment on a Ferrari, right?
ncochrum 0
Ferraris cost a little more than $10,000. A used Mustang might cost $10,000
jessioner 0
lol..yea 10k wont get you anywhere in terms of a Ferrari
dogsickftl 0
Buy a new ferrari with her credit card. Make sure its $10,000+. Divorce. Run. Enjoy your new ferrari.
rhettsn 0
Where the **** can you buy a Ferrari for $9,999 or less.
unistudentb 0
Wow this is a really, really strange thing to do. Has communication totally broken down between you two? Odd odd odd odd odd. #48 shut up, even as a joke that's not funny
isthisonetaken 0
go take her credit card and head to vegas and spend $7,000 on hookers and gambling. she spent $7,000 doing what she wanted to do and you will have spent $7,000 doing what you want to do. fair trade
lmmmr 0
The comments to this story are ridiculous. For a country so damned concerned with "protecting the sanctity of marriage," divorce is thrown around pretty easily. I agree with #18. If you have serious concerns about your finances then be a ******* grown up and have a conversation about it, don't whine to a bunch of strangers on the internet. YDI.
moony_fml 0
u deserve that for leaving a credit card on a women hands...u are married...u should know better then that, but dang...7000$ !!!
littlejacks4 0
what a great destination!
starstrukk18 0
nice job.
hahaha6 0
And husbands and wives are supposed to communicate with each other. Also part of marriage. And in that case, she can just share $7,000 right back.
xotennisbabexo 3
she's ur wife ur supposed to either divorce her or deal wit it. ur money i supposed to be shared, ur married
peanutbutterfly 0
first of all, thats no reason to deserve anything second of all, its in the right place for people who live in Quebec