Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the $7,000 bill with my credit card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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JunoMarie 0
You do know that the dollar sign normally goes before the amount of money, right?
randomdude1234 0
You mean your EX-wife
lmmmr 0
If you get divorced over $7000, you should never have been married to begin with.
JRo 0
Time to slap a bitch.
Dixie_Normous 0
You're a pussy for letting her.
Xeciaris 0
For all those deadbeats saying that stuff about equality and crap, piss off. The real question is all about trust, if she asked you before hand about the trip, it wouldn't of matter. However, if she went behind your back, and used that card without your permission, then I would think you second on your relationship. Or it would crossed your mind when she asked you. Whatever the case, I hope you two resolve it soon. Marriage = Trust.
whoredior 0
When you're married, it's not 'your money'. You share everything. On that note, get a more responsible wife.
Phallus_fml 0
Call the bank and ask to chargeback. Say it was a fraud.
justme8977 0
So, there's this awesome thing called customer service, call them, and report the bitch
4toestatue 7
Haha that's why you must never leave women near credit cards. I think they created debit cards for this problem specifically.
Atropos_fml 0
Wow, good for you, little preteen. In some other places BESIDES AMERICA, they punctuate things differently. Therefore, the dollar sign after the number is perfectly fine. Also, "It's not 7000$, it's $7000.00." Learn your own punctuation before bashing on someone else's.