Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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boating_guy 33
just free boob it for a day?
KY_Jelly 10
Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.
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RedPillSucks 33
They're all probably asking about her new perfume. *It makes me think of pussy* they all exclaim.
missababgaga 19
I can almost guarantee that something similar that has happened to most pet owners, myself included. It it sure does suck. Sorry that happened to you!
mimiminx 23
I've had pets all my life and it's never happened to me...
missababgaga 19
...which is why I said most, not ALL.
shellzy 20
Never happened to me either or anyone else I know.
SApprentice 34
It's happened to me, with a school back pack. Sometimes you're in a hurry and don't have time to notice. Also, they don't always completely drench things in urine- often times it's just a light mist that can dry very quickly but still produce an odor. 95, how do you it hasn't happened to anyone you know? I'm sure that you know hundreds of people, maybe not well, but that you've at least met or chatted with, and just because they don't start rambling about a cat urine experience that they had one time doesn't mean that it hasn't happened to them.
pheebs314 17
108- I've totally had the back pack thing happen to me also.
RedPillSucks 33
For all who say "free boob it", if OP is large breasted or has large nipples, that may bring her some attention she really doesn't need. Imagine if she's at a construction site working the jack-hammer.... Hold on, give me a moment.....
Pleonasm 36
Wow so you managed to turn yourself on with your post! That's slightly weird. How's it coming (ahem) along?
ICastillo 25
RedPillSucks, you're going to blind if you don't stop.
obviousboy 8
That was pretty good. I applaud you sir.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, I'll stop, eventually... Ok, I'm done now... Just had some of my roommates Doritos, too... *washes hands*
ICastillo 25
Well RedPills sounds like you had a fappy good time.
sarah6786 14
Take off bra spray yourself with perfume and stick band aids over your nipples, just in case :)
lostcrazydiamond 10
How did you not notice? The smell likely didn't get particularly strong once you arrived at work.
perdix 31
Stuffing paper towels in your bra to soak up moisture? Who do you think you are fooling? You're stuffing your bra to make your **** look big! Well played! You're now going to see how much further the girls with the big ******* get in the business world. Bosses like the girls with the big uns, even if they smell like cat pee. ;) Rawr!
jesustitts 20
That is until she returns the next day with small ******* again and the boss is sad.
perdix 31
#56, or she could keep stuffing until she gets promoted to where she can afford a boob job. She can take out a loan for the operation by calling it "career development." ;)
jesustitts 20
Haha that's clever. But one day if her boss gets touchy he will notice!
perdix 31
#98, that's the day she hits the jackpot with the sexual harassment lawsuit. Of course, the boss could counter-sue for false advertising, but those suits rarely get much sympathy.
jesustitts 20
Haha true true. Did you hear about the man who sued his wife for being ugly? And won? True story. She had a baby with him, he said it looked like neither of them and accused her of cheating when she then admitted she actually got loads of plastic surgery and he sued her for marrying under false pretenses or something and she had to pay him so much money. I can't remember the amount but if you look it up you'll see.
calypso1212 14
While it may not have been on the floor, if she had her clothes in a closed drawer or hanging up the cat would have had a MUCH more difficult task and it probably would not have happened. I can't believe how many people feel sorry for this person for her own slovenliness.
loserman67 36
So basically what you're saying here, is that your boobs smell like pussy... Let me think about this, you might be the perfect woman... Hummm...
jesustitts 20
Lol ^
jesustitts 20
Ha. I get it because of my septum ring. Oh man. You're hilarious!
fsomelife 26
You should always check your dishware, those might not be the only cups your cat pees in.
BananerzFresh 12
Go home on your lunch break and change your bra...and maybe shower too.