Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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boating_guy 33
just free boob it for a day?
KY_Jelly 10
Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.
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Comments (192)
ChaoticBacon 6
How did it take you 2 hours notice the smell of cat piss?
nerdsgetmehot 23
And you didn't just think of not wearing a bra? :P Granted, if you have a larger chest, it can be awkward-- but not nearly as awkward as smelling like cat pee. But I guess if not wearing a bra hurts (as it can for some), then I would get that.
trc82000 3
Haha. Love your comment.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#166 Why?
glamery 3
when you get home soak your bra in vinegar. this will neutralize the smell. then wash it normally.
mfischer 17
When you have an argument on the Internet, only the communists win.
sweetmama88 6
Go without a bra your better off !
jesustitts 20
It's you're.
iNfaMouSDPG 0
Tape the nips down!
martin_martian7 11
The point is that we all know that cats are ninjas!
mercsl65 7
Pee on your cat. That will teach him. And he won't give himself a bath because he hates water.
AzWolf 5
You leave your bra laying out and not put away in a drawer?
jesustitts 20
She was probably about to be getting dressed and had it set out when the cat snuck over took a piss and ran off. Though she should have felt the moisture, unless her bra is really really thick.
hellproof023 6
Ydi being a cat owner and not putting your clothes up when you take them off..