Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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boating_guy 33
just free boob it for a day?
KY_Jelly 10
Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.
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Comments (192)
chrisfrom563 2
That's why cats suck
Mishnooney 0
There is usually a system to undo security...usually it is something like, lock all doors, unlock drivers door and put key in ignition...then on some you must lock all doors, unlock trunk with key, then unlock drivers door, then key in ignition. YouTube or dealership may be more helpful.
screw_this27 12
YDI for not taking it off
jesustitts 20
:D
winkydog4056 16
Just introduce your scent as a new perfume your trying out, Eau de Pussy.
grannygruber 6
How do you not realize the cat peed on your bra until ur at work? Seriously, should have smelled it when u put it on, or it would have been wet, or if it was old and dry the stain and smell still should have stopped u from putting it on. YDI
winkydog4056 16
To all those folks advising to 'free boob': there are some of us cursed folks out there who simply cannot do this. You see, when gravity has done its evil work, the girls are just not so perky anymore. FML
rebelliousshroom 12
Naturally, but why would you need perky breasts at work?
jesustitts 20
Promotions from male bosses!
darkhakai 18
Personally I think I'd rather go with droopy boobs than smell like cat piss.
captain__jj 5
If you can, either take the bra off or run home/to the store on your lunch break. FYL otherwise.
motoxraceman2345 1
Shoot the ****** cats ate worthless
xxxsadspiritxxx 1
My cat used to randomly pee on random things like: my cell phone, car keys, shoes and his fav clean clothes. Ugh little bastard