Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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boating_guy 33
just free boob it for a day?
KY_Jelly 10
Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.
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ManInTheMachine 20
Yes, because cats are completely incapable of finding things for themselves, or going through the dirty laundry. Idiot.
ICastillo 25
You're going to be known as the girl who stuffs her bra and smells like cat pee from now on at work.
cranker08 10
Take off the bra OP, you'll feel better.
jesustitts 20
Smell*
jesustitts 20
:( but...
LaLince 40
Your cat peed on your bra and you didn't smell it before? YDI
jesustitts 20
Ever stepped in dog poop and walked around for a while only to realize hours later you smell of dog poop? Sometimes you can't tell right away.
shellzy 20
Ever have a cat piss on anything you own ever? That smell is penetrating. It's much sharper than dog shit. If you pick up something that a cat pissed on, especially something small like a bra, you can tell it's been pissed on, which is why this post confuses the straight bejesus out of me. Did OP not notice the bra was wet when she put it on? Or notice a stain, unless it was black? And how on earth can you miss the smell until you got to work? If she drove there, she's in a small confined space with a urine-soaked article of clothing on! If she walked there, that should be plenty of time to notice!
swiss_girl_94 8
#20: Once it'll have happened to you, please come back here and explain how you immediately smelled the delicious scent that was emanating from your underwear. Other than that, FYL OP!
chinchily 12
OP COULD have been in the shower, there fore making her wet (not noticing the wetness of the bra) and cat pee doesn't always instantly pee, I know that the times when my cat has peed on my clothing it didn't smell until its completely dry.. So shower, get to work, smell kicks in..
LaLince 40
#129: I don't wear a bra, since I've got small ****. I also don't have a cat..
Misswildsides 22
Who said she left her bra on the floor? My cats climb far and wide all throughout my house, reaching the weirdest places. OPs cat could have been in her dresser or whatnot.
Pleonasm 36
Damn, some people have pretty good reading skills. At no point did it say she left her bra on the floor. I wish I could delve into cyberspace and come out of the other side of an FML to know more about the post than is given, too. THAT would be a cool power.
ManInTheMachine 20
I think it would be pretty difficult to string someone's boobs without them knowing, Noor. Especially if it's more than one guy.
Pleonasm 36
I'm enjoying this Thread.
jayellef 3
Take an early break and run to nearest store. Even if its just a sports bra, anything is better than the smell of cat pee.
Cainicide 5
I agree, you should just free boob it today.