Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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boating_guy 33
just free boob it for a day?
KY_Jelly 10
Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.
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Comments (192)
jennjenn0811 2
Why don't you just take it off?
Meesersuperman1 4
Just take off the bra and improvise with toilet paper squares over your boobs. I think that would work?
kazzarama 1
Definitely not the worse thing that can happen in life..
sl524 4
You shoulda just called someone to bring you a new bra. LOL
AliceLockehart 18
Perdix; The only recent FML I can think of involving men & machines is the one where a doctor pulled an iPhone 5 out of some guys ass, but it was more a machine in the man...
dukefoiegras 7
Just got braless...problem solved
Shade1982 21
Lol, we don't know the physiology of the girl. If she has even medium-sized ****, a 12-hour shift braless is going to be EXTREMELY uncomfortable...
183933 6
Take off the bra and toss it. Cat pee won't come out completely and it stains.
escobar07 10
Its weird that a really sensitive part of your body didn't feel any moisture. I call B.S on this fml
swaggrid 1
Why not just go to the store and a new one on your break.?!
xgetxbentx 13
I'm sure if you explained the situation to your boss they would let you either run home or call someone so that they could bring you a clean one. I mean, that's a pretty noticeable smell, it could easily bug your coworkers or anyone else in the work place.