Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
faeynt 0
get a new gf :)
jsprackman 11
Maybe next she will dress like elton john
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (316)
HellOnWheels357 11
unless you want to spend all your money buying clothes for countless fads, i say you have a serious talk with her. if she doesn't still doesn't get it, put your dick in her eye so she can see where you're coming from.
heartcloud_fml 3
tell her you're into guys this week.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's cute, just play along and she will eventually get bored.
ifeellikedying 0
That suxxx !
la13_fml 0
Not all goths wear eyeliner
yaknowiverse 0
ohh beanie hats! just go for a punk rock look. seems to work for me and my bf BJ. but we are both punk rock soo.... DO WHAT SHE SAYS OR YOU'LL DIE!
Zimmington 21
Sounds like you need to grow a pair, & make kissin your ass her latest fad
lsd_25 8
she is one crazy bitch
Psycho_Babydoll 26
This FML makes me real mad actually... I'm a goth and I'm sick of people thinking it'll all about death and being depressed. It's not.
itsybritsy 6
#234; Precisely! I'm more of a lolita myself, but I'm HUGE on the gothic subculture. I'm quite a cheerful person. o.o I'm just proper and lady like and I love literature and coffee as well as being a creative individual. I'm not gloomy or death obsessed. D:>
CaptainJackCat 5
Just because you wear all black with heavy eyeliner doesn't mean you're a goth. There's a lot more to it than that. I personally am not one, but you can tell by looking at someone's appearance. Sure, they wear dark clothes and do dramatic makeup, but it isn't just that.
monster_tamer 11
Emo is about death and depression and all that stuff. Goth is more about appreciating the dark side of things-- which can include death, given its cultural connection to darkness, sometimes depression too, but it's really just not about those things in the first place-- those things are an extension of the main baseline.
monster_tamer 11
You know who you just reminded me of? Abby Scuito! :D
lochlan9 0
WTF!!!