Today, I paid my long-distance boyfriend of 4 years a surprise visit. I entered his house and he got irrationally angry, asking why didn’t I tell him beforehand. Moments later, a female voice yelled, "Babe come back to bed!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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tounces7 28
Looks like both of you were surprised. I'd surprise her too! So he can end up single and alone like the total shitbag he is.
raingirl 5
Yuck, but boyfriends are temporary, heck, even some marriages are. However, know that you deserve better, keep yourself uplifted untill you find the one who will be with you for the rest of your life and have family with. Some things are worth waiting for...partners come and go, you don't
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tounces7 28
Looks like both of you were surprised. I'd surprise her too! So he can end up single and alone like the total shitbag he is.
raingirl 5
Yuck, but boyfriends are temporary, heck, even some marriages are. However, know that you deserve better, keep yourself uplifted untill you find the one who will be with you for the rest of your life and have family with. Some things are worth waiting for...partners come and go, you don't
rainbowdonnareed 18
Anyone else hear Shaggy singing it wasn't me?
Chazzster 32
Long distance relationships rarely work out unless the separation is temporary and you already had an in-person relationship. They too often end like this and it turns out one of them was married, already in a relationship, or just sleeping around. Look for an in-person relationship. It OK to meet online, but screen the options to those in your area so if the relationship should progress it does so in person. And driving or flying multiple states away occasionally for sex is not a real relationship.
Jon Tessler 14
that is when you walk into the bedroom and introduce yourself as his long distance girlfriend of 4 years, and say "did he tell you about me, if not wanna grab a cup of coffee and compare notes?"