Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
opandjokes 4
Why Did You Go Any Way
bunbaka 14
You're stupid now for giving a **** , and you were right.
berkeleyjake 13
well, give her a nice card that says, "clearly, I was right"
marko1596 24
Don't fret over silly shit like that, OP. I know it's really cliché... but if she was bothered to that extent from a small comment then she probably just wasn't worth it.
riddhi 16
then she is stupid
freer14 12
It's all good OP. Elephants have really good memories
lyzard223 8
OK, you sound like an egotistical spoiled brat. Pretty sure, your friend didn't choose her husband to get back at you. Get over yourself.
jimbob123456 13
If she's that stupid it's not worth your time
pasupathymuthu 16
You are too much of a nice guy. I mean, ending a relationship by "parting as friends" is always there. But I have never heard of a guy attending his ex's wedding. You being too much of a nice guy must have been the reason why she broke up with you in the first place. But I don't this marriage with the jerk would last. Wish you all the best. You will find someone nice.
luststarrr 22
You're assuming OP was ever in a relationship with the bride-to-be to begin with, which is never mentioned. Sounds like they were never anything more than friends, & that his attentions were spurned at some stage.
kay0807 15
Just leave her if she can't see that her fiancé is a douche then op deserves better than her