Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
justanotherday7 7
What kind of a friend is she?
aeryn97 17
you don't accidentally call people names. doing so is emotional abuse and she was right to leave you because it'd likely accidentally happen again
Muerteds 18
Go to the wedding. You have won. Celebrate your victory, and live it up while that poor sap gets to deal with her choices.
GaySeaOtter 13
Lol her loss man
CharlotteColeman 6
She's not good enough for you then. She's dumb enough to match this guy perfectly
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How is she choosing her future husband over you? You still refer to her as a friend, and she actually invited you. Sounds like she wants both of you in her life. Of course, there's no law saying you have to accept the invitation...
XThatOnePersonX 8
93 I'm guessing she was in a relationship with OP before he called her stupid, and she dumped him for the other guy
lavapants 15
And being jealous isn't going to solve anything.
EDGE1095 20
now you know she isn't worth your time :D
soullessammy 6
wow
gatorgirl7563 22
Ummm.... The heart wants what it wants. Love makes no sense. There are plenty other fish in the sea. blah blah blah. You sound better off without her to me. She's seems like an idiot and couldn't have loved you all that much if she left you for such a stupid reason.