Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
Masift 21
Well clearly, you were right.
anarchymaniac 22
You shouldn't go
Chloe555_fml 27
Boy, she showed you.
Mirsen1727 12
she's not a friend and will regret that when he goes back to jail. stay strong you don't need that negativity in your life.
mkayden 23
Well, maybe you dodged a bullet.
Mirsen1727 12
I misread this disregard my last comment. I read as you were uninvited. but still, she's not acting like a true friend. stand by her as long as you can BC she's going to need you when he goes back to prison. good luck
SecundusSecunda 27
Or better yet, don't stand by her at all and let her deal with the consequences of her actions
FieldLeftBlank 20
Not acting like a true friend because she.. invited him to her wedding?
9a_1z 12
True friends... disregard their feelings and marry the only person their friend deems appropriate (them)... I suppose?
DoomedGemini 38
Which is obviously them. I mean, op likes her! That means she has to like him back! Seriously, get over yourself
Severefear 7
Well, when he goes back to prison you can say "I told you so"
mwali02 32
The one that got away... Sorry you're still hurting OP! :(
digitalxri0t 5
you sound like one of those guys that believe in the "friend zone".
dsrtpnk 8
Oh no, we can't have that!
Ianamis 6
You sound like one of those women that believe friendship is a substitute for romantic feelings and you can just be someones "friend" if they felt that way about you at one point. That's not how emotions work.
DoomedGemini 38
What are you even saying? 'Friend zone' is something made up for people to complain about the person they like not liking them back, as if they are entitled to it. Some even go to the point of they were nice or good friends so they deserve it. Sorry, doesn't work that way.
edmunson 22
You don't get a FML from me...sounds like her choices price you dodged a bullet!