Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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sh4ll0truth88 8
Well clearly she's stupid
WCARlover 35
Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!
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Comments (104)
vikky538 29
She moved on! So should you!
andro6657 10
Who cares, she's obviously stupid
kuzzy00 22
Fiancé ** fiancée is for women.
brando1983 9
Why are you even still friends with a person like that. Stop pining over her and move on.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Do her sister or maid of honor in the most open non-public area you can find. Make sure everyone can hear how good it is to. Then walk out and when they all look at you, look at her and say "that could've been you"
annalily5 28
Plan only works if he's good in the sack. Otherwise the girl can just stare right back and say "Thank goodness it's not."
wantedtobeaguest 3
Stupid is as stupid does.
annalily5 28
Honestly, OP doesn't sound that trustworthy if he's convinced this girl isn't marrying him only because he "accidentally" called her stupid once. And yes, if the spited lover is being totally honest about the fiance(something I wouldn't bet money on), then it's a shame this girl is marrying the guy (doubt them divorcing would make her date OP, who also sounds like a tool). However, I can't help wonder what got left out. Maybe the fiance had a bad point in his life, where he was an addict, but now has turned around and is trying to help others. Maybe he's a really nice guy, but is "general dick" to OP because OP won't stop flirting with the man's fiancee. This is a case where I'd really like to hear all sides.
elizacandle 29
if she's marrying a heroin addict who's a general Dick maybe she is stupid after all....but how did you manage to "accidentally" call her stupid?
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Spoiler alert: That's not the reason she's not with you. She's not with you because you're a judgmental asshole who thinks he *deserves* her and that by not giving herself to you she is somehow doing something wrong.
Sazz024 7
It sounds as if you're jealous. Don't be, just move on