Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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FuckYourLife30 13
Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder
fantita495 19
She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.
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Comments (104)
titibug823 11
Tell them to get the hell out of your car and go get your fries. Some friend. What a bitch...
Realhomesley 5
She hot hers now go get yours. except don't look back.
dallah13 1
What a ******* bitch.. She can find her own way home
MitunaCaptor 17
Its ok because you know what? You are not a third wheel or a tricycle; you are a majestic unicycle and they are simply your training wheels.
Lena_Kitty 12
I think this is actually one of the most inspiring comments on this thread.
chris_hero 1
*lying
AFaye3964 17
Leave them and go get Fries.
CodyLauren231 6
So you're the driver but didn't go and get McDonald's on your own? Are you dumb?
samomaha 17
Shoulda left them and gone back to get fries. And let them walk home. Or better yet, come back and critique their making out, giving scores like an Olympic judge: "And the Russian judge gives a 2.9 for a sloppy dismount."
Tannasgh 22
Seriously friendzoned
skyeyez9 25
Totally your fault for staying there and putting up with their shit. You should have left them there. They used you, and therefore you had no obligation to drive them back to their houses.