Today, I was taking a shower when the water suddenly went cold. It spooked me so much I slipped and hit my head on the metal edge of the tub. My husband then said that I had the best Christmas gift. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
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shannon2348 14
I don't understand this at all. Why would the water going cold spook you? And what in the world does that have to do with your husband's gift?
Wadlaen 24
Very confusing... Need some clarification!
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Comments (10)
fjvitt 14
Brain damage?
shannon2348 14
I don't understand this at all. Why would the water going cold spook you? And what in the world does that have to do with your husband's gift?
Sinshine 28
Yea im super confused, too. How is the water getting cold or hitting your head a great Christmas gift?
alycion 39
Sudden temp changes in water have made me jump before. And the husband thought the incident was funny enough to count as a gift. Hopefully he made sure everything was ok before laughing. I’m a walking mess. My husband has learned to laugh at my antics like this. It was either that or living in a constant state of panic.
icecreamisrad 13
Luckily you are ok...so many people die doing the exact same thing
Wadlaen 24
Very confusing... Need some clarification!
Courtney McCracken 10
How are those two things connected?
Whyjustwhy15 4
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colombia_mami 9
What. Are you still “concussed”.