Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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FuckYourLife30 13
Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder
fantita495 19
She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.
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Grandmastasexy 14
This happens to me all the time they now call me tricycle because im the third wheel
ohSNAPyall 27
That's messed up.
amisenho 11
I was a fourth wheel many times. Apparently, I was boring enough that they didn't mind three to a group without me. I pretty much just ended up being used as a free taxi. Then, when cell phones became a big deal, I had become a second wheel (if that even makes sense) while my friend would chat up her boyfriend. Needless to say, I hated having friends as a teenager.
ginathetardis 11
Third wheel much?
teentee401 37
I'm assuming she used you for YOUR car, so I'm confused as to why you didn't say no once you realized that she had lied. And if you let her get away with it, you could've always taken YOUR car, gotten your fries, and then driven home. Your friend is a bitch but YDI for not standing up for yourself.
TrinityNevada 11
Huh. I read this differently. I thought OP meant that Friend picked up Boyfriend but used OP as a cover-up so parents wouldn'tnow they were getting Boyfriend. In that case, OP wouldn't have known until the last second and Friend sucks for not being honest and saying, "cover for me"
teentee401 37
That's possible. But if that was the case she still could've dropped them off for stargazing and then left. Also, f her friend really wanted her help with a cover-up, why couldn't she just ask instead of tricking her?
LisaDay 14
if shes able to use you, then im guessing youre driving? in that case you shouldve just gone to mcdonalds instead of picking up the guy. Driver drives, passenger shuts up and rides.
Dozer1988 14
Driver picks the music, passenger shuts their cake hole.
Lena_Kitty 12
supernatural reference?
TrinityNevada 11
I'm thinking OP was used more as a decoy (like, Friend drove and used OP to go with her so the PARENTS thought they were going to McDonalds). I've had friends do that before to me too ... promise me a "just us girls" trip to the mall or something. Then, they'd pick me up, "accidentally" run into some guy they knew and then "suddenly remember" they had to go do something real quick and ... surprise blind date!
PoisonOrchid 21
Damn, OP. Now I want fries
MrDonSalvetti 27
You got frieszoned!
Lena_Kitty 12
fries before guys, you could have at least gone to mcdonalds before picking up this dude. would it really have been that difficult for her to tell you the real reason she wanted a ride?
amisenho 11
A lot of these self-proclaimed "best friends" are well aware that they use and abuse that title. By extension, they end up seeking out "friends" who are just kind enough to put up with their habits if it means that person can say that they're hanging out with someone, even if that person knows they're getting the raw end of the deal. As a teenager, I had those so-called "friends" who used my car as a way to get to the store in the city in order to steal makeup. Needless to say, they didn't get in my car again, and I certainly didn't call them my "friends" after that.
lifesentence 11
shouldn't let yourself be used by a so-called friend
worldclassrager 41
Why did they have to have you be the third wheel? And I think if you left for a bit to get something they wouldn't be too aggravated
MrCantgetright 4
so grab your balls and leave; you're the one with the car right?