Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
migueliscool 1
Two-face?
AZbeastboSS 2
Comb over!
leadawg75 12
See a doctor. Maybe you have something wrong with your pores, follicles, or hormones! An hey, good luck buddy!
serion18 2
I'm 21 and I can grow it on both sides but its thin and grows slower than molasses in winter so don't feel bad
s7evin 12
"So you're tellin' me you're so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?"
TcheQ 12
Pfft, think yourself lucky. I do, and I only need to shave once a week (i'm not asian btw). Facial hair is for douchebags
qirde_15 5
same thing on ur ballsack?
NOACCEPTANCE772 21
Take my hairy ass genes. : I shave every 3 days, that's how hairy my genes are :(
The_F3rris 11
My bfs facial hair comes in looking like Joe Dirts.
FlashBurn 13
Think of all the money you'll save on shaving supplies!