Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
friscosoonerkid 3
You could let your left side grow out then shave everything on your right side of your head. Leaving hair on your left side only, then invest in some rogain.
profligatesoul 18
At least you only have to shave half your face. I hate shaving
Atgonner 2
Did you try sleeping on the other side. I know blood flow affects hair growth in some cases.
shwankae 7
Must be half Native American?
flamingarrow59 21
thats actually a nerve problem. I have relatively close to the same thing, my left side of my face grows hair fast while the other side takes extremley long to grow hair.
Solano2580 24
Why does this ruin your life exactly?
FRANTICPANTMAN 21
Screw it! Just grow the left side long and thick and go with the half beard.
TheSilencer30 13
Pull a josh nicholes (nicholes?) and draw it on