Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
danielhartlesss 13
**** it, just rock it lefty for a bit.
VScpu 3
You can be Two Face but with facial hair
skyeyez9 25
What is your ethnicity? I know some africans (true native africans, not blacks who live in the US) and native americans do not grow facial hair.
Chloewantin 1
Well not sure if it's alright for you. I've heard it works if you use ginger rubber on the area where you wanna grow hair. One my friend tried on his chest, works pretty well. Good luck.
ElianaIsabella 3
Just use the excuse you are a hipster. This hairstyle expresses my inner turmoil, it's inspired by something you've probably never seen before.
jonnyscash 12
Is it wrong that I mustache you why?
Satoaoi 13
some people like hairless men. especially Gay men
dan_in_wi 12
if you grow it out your head hang to one side, that will take away from the attention towards your facial hair...
itis409 14
I would rather not have to shave half my face than have the ability to grow a full beard. Consider yourself lucky.
KiddNYC1O 22
You really need to shave, though.
DanielleinDC 34
That is the strangest thing I heard. But it does cut down on shaving time.