Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
Lastking85 6
If i was you i Will Shave everyday
Jamesarella 1
These symptoms can be from a facial hemihypertrophy that should be evaluated.
agirlnamedlogan 5
Hitler stache!
Starv 6
Many girls would be jealous of you...
upallnight11 19
At least you don't have to shave both sides. Shaving only one side saves much work.
nikkon416 13
You would make a good side kick to Harvey dent.
oj101 33
FYL OP. At least you get to save time on shaving.
Saone_fml 27
Haha when i read this one to my bro, he said "What? Where is the wrong side of your face?" FYL op, my bro is growing out a beard too, so far its just under the chin and so funny to look at.
perdix 31
Get a face toupe and be done with it. Ask Donald Trump to put you on to his guy -- if you could get an "onion loaf" mustache, the ladies will go wild for you.
BostonBear 33
saves money on razors so its not all too bad op