Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
chanellgymnast 17
Shave the left side and you'll be right. :)
ladylilly25 20
You could be the ultimate hipster with only half a beard. That's definitely not mainstream.
coolboy675 16
The Side Shave: facial version. Except, OP isn't shaving.
hawright 13
Why did the hipster get burnt? Because they drank their coffee before it was cool...
yowasupg2145 2
Nice ****
clueless05 12
If you're a woman that's awesome!
capslockisgood 19
Half a beard on a woman? Even better than a regular bearded lady.
clueless05 12
Oops I forgot about the other half of the beard...it was late at night when I wrote this! Sorry!
clueless05 12
Even eyebrows?!
SerenaSerenadex3 13
I don't surf the web often, but when I do, eyebrowse. ;)
SirDirtyRedD 15
I bet thenonly reason you wernt down voted is cause your hot lol
finnrambo 13
eh dw about it op, nobody will notice just be that always shaved guy, or grow it out on one side and dye it purple so you can be on the next wtf of the week
Imhere4fml 24
Some can't even grow both halves of their face! Consider yourself special :)
mireaux 7
That's one way to make your razors last twice as long.
OhhhMaryy 12
don't worry though, most girl like guys who have a clean shaved face, :) stay up.
Mister_Triangle 21
Yeah, beards keep the girls away, but attracts women like a finely tuned mating instrument.
yresim 12
Only the women who don't like oral, 43.
rapunzel3416 28
That's not right. :( I like guys with stubble.
mja929 2
Try not to sleep on the right side of your face. Sleeping on a specific side for the majority of the night cuts of oxygen to the follicles and doesnt let the hair grow or causes it to grow thin