Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Bitch stole my look.
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for choosing "Mousy Brown 173". If you had gone for "Katy Perry Blue 511", this would never have happened. I hope you've learned something from this.
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DocBastard 40
That's what you get for choosing "Mousy Brown 173". If you had gone for "Katy Perry Blue 511", this would never have happened. I hope you've learned something from this.
MsConfusedd 27
Diarrhea green always looks nice
CuriousAlien 7
Who cares what your everybody else thinks. Does the TEACHER like it?
MsConfusedd 27
Weller obviously, I mean she chose it for herself!
MsConfusedd 27
*well, sorry
olpally 33
That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. It's common for girls that are friends to do it together. how do you both come up with the same hair color? That's some bad luck op. Odds are one in a million or billion that would happen. Lol.
baileygirl88 8
Seriously?
olpally 33
Nothing to add to that I'm guessing? How insightful... Not! I guess me pointing out the obvious seems like I'm stupid to you? Go jump off a bridge and cry me a river while you're down there.
sleepRX 16
like an episode of, "Full House" when, on the first day of Middle School, DJ wore the same outfit as the elderly teacher.
cmtxbe 6
**** what everyone thinks. Enjoy the new hair ;)
perdix 31
If you got the lead in the school play, who gives a shit about your blatant copying? This is show biz, baby, and you've gotta do what it takes to get work.
Eelam_star 2
High school where every problem seems like end of the world. Don't worry OP, some one else will do something and they will soon become topic of the conversation. .
RedPillSucks 33
Did you get brownie points with the teacher? Next time, wear the same outfit, too.
barefootchic 6
Who cares? Just smile and say you obviously both have good taste!
Maria_Obligacia 14
Oh big deal. How is it even an FML? You must live a very sheltered life.