Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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oj101 33
Bitch stole my look.
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for choosing "Mousy Brown 173". If you had gone for "Katy Perry Blue 511", this would never have happened. I hope you've learned something from this.
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Comments (58)
megamandude455 10
Great… it's the "pop star" effect.
VLJACK 6
Sorry to hear! You don't have to explain yourself to people.
baileygirl88 8
It's not like there are THAT many choices in hair color, especially since it sounds like you sent with a natural color...either red brown or blonde. Unless you were both the same color before then I don't really see it being an issue.
charvisioku 22
The only way they could really think you'd 'copied' her is if it was an unusual colour... blue for example. Unless you live in a very sheltered area with no individuality... in which case I suppose shit like this could feasibly happen.
darkhakai 18
If you liked it before, I see no reason to change your mind simply because someone else made a comment. Flaunt it with pride!
MDTeddy 13
People are seriously dumb for assuming things.
secretsmiles00 8
That's dumb, who even cares about copying others or whatever, guarantee ten other people somewhere dyed theirs a similar color too, did you copy theirs as well? People need to mind their own business fyl.
imthebombdigity 2
That's not even bad, you'll live.
sallygee 9
if it was over the weekend how would you have known what she did?