Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
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Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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TomeDr 25
Sounds like jealousy to me. Rock that red hair!!
tiptoppc 21
That’s pretty tame. For the hell of it one time, i dyed my hair hot pink. Imagine your wedding photographer (37M) running around in a utilikilt taking photos with all hot-pink hair (not long, just a preppy cut). I loved it one time when a karen bitched to me about how i was a freak and disgusting for doing it (including bringing “think of the kids” mentality.) As a troll, in the middle of a starbucks, i replied “Karen, if you were my kid, I’d abort you AFTER the delivery just to avoid the humiliation of your looks and attitude”. Everyone cheered and clapped after my statement. If they say crap, by all means, it’s fair game to turn about play and heap it on them.
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TomeDr 25
Sounds like jealousy to me. Rock that red hair!!
tiptoppc 21
That’s pretty tame. For the hell of it one time, i dyed my hair hot pink. Imagine your wedding photographer (37M) running around in a utilikilt taking photos with all hot-pink hair (not long, just a preppy cut). I loved it one time when a karen bitched to me about how i was a freak and disgusting for doing it (including bringing “think of the kids” mentality.) As a troll, in the middle of a starbucks, i replied “Karen, if you were my kid, I’d abort you AFTER the delivery just to avoid the humiliation of your looks and attitude”. Everyone cheered and clapped after my statement. If they say crap, by all means, it’s fair game to turn about play and heap it on them.