Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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subwaysurfers 13
Wow, your car sounds like your closet.
Ambellina_ 7
Honestly, I think YDI for leaving some of that stuff in your car to begin with.
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Comments (96)
BubbleGrunge 18
I know it should be a YDI but I leave shit in my car all the time, too OP. Its a really bad habit I've tried to break myself of but I have yet to succeed! Perhaps we need a "I leave everything in my car" anonymous!
ToxicFuel 6
Who on earth in the XXI century still thinks it's a good idea to leave purse, wallet and camera inside the car? You. YDI.
Paris25_fml 11
Well, it's not like we allow natural selection to do its part in society anymore…
donut_gurl 8
why do you leave so much in your car? YDI for leaving so much in the car to start with. if it looked empty, the theif may have moved on. Also, don't you have a car alarm?
crammer1 6
My car has been broken into twice. Both times it was empty. They thought there would be something in the glove box, or the trunk. My car isn't a luxury one either.
wlddog 14
Check the local pawnshops. I am sure you can get your dads screw drivers back.
ICastillo 25
Well how did they break into your dads car without the tools.....I don't know seems like some rookie thieves there.
ICastillo 25
Oops yup I reread it. I feel like a rookie commenter now.
LarryLaDouche 13
You had a good preaeason , but I don't think you'll be playing first string.
ICastillo 25
Aww man I gave it my best coach, but I will improve I promise that.
poccocurantes 7
Yeah this should be the dads FML. *Today thieves broke into my 2013 Lexus to get a couple of screwdrivers to steal the horded stash my dumbass daughter left in her crappy 2002 Camry. The $500 deductible barely covers the popped locks, FML.
Megan98 18
Isn't there a back to the radio that's built into the truck?
nycwrestler 17
Didn't he steal a screwdriver to get it out.
HEATNATION 10
What kinda clothes? Your pants and underwear? Hooker...
Reaper1984 13
I'm sorry this happened but if you leave valuables in your car where anyone can see them, and you think it wont be stolen, then you need slapped... YDI bet you don't do that again
DocBastard 40
"Hmm...I need a safe place to leave all my stuff. Hey, my car seems safe! No one would EVER think to look through the window and see all my valuables in plain view! It's a brilliant plan!"
poccocurantes 7
Plain sight is the last place anyone would think to look. * cocks eyebrow.
Reaper1984 13
im sorry this happened to you but YDI if your gonna leave valuables in your car for everyone to see and expect them to be ok you need slapped bet you don't do that again