Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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subwaysurfers 13
Wow, your car sounds like your closet.
Ambellina_ 7
Honestly, I think YDI for leaving some of that stuff in your car to begin with.
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Comments (96)
maz95 17
Why would you leave so many valuables in your car?!
Reaper1984 13
here's your sign
tonnie_soms 5
My hope is that your dad got his screwdriver back, OP ;)
MamaJenn 12
Why would you leave your purse in your car? That was smart.
cgstarz790 3
Why'd u leave all those valuables in the car? U were asking for it
perdix 31
That's so unfair!!! It would have been much better if they stole a bunch of stuff from your dad. Where's the justice?
zombieslayer83 19
So they screwed the divers of both cars!
meow_jess 11
You asked for it, never leave valuable stuff in your car.. Or at least hide them..
Enslaved 38
Leaving your purse and camera in clear view is asking for trouble! If I have valuables I can't take with me, I store them in the trunk of my car. It sucks that you got your stuff stolen but next time try to be smarter than the thugs on the streets.
perdix 31
Better yet, instead of trying to outsmart the thugs, become one. Within your first few break-ins, you'll break even from your loss and then it will be pure profit.
Enslaved 38
No-no I'm a good person. Hopefully we all are! (And not because I believe in that karma crap!) :P
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ouch that sucks.