Grow up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
24788 7
Pokemon, lol. I'd be depressed over that for a while.
black_panda 0
#4 - word
Doofenshmirtz 0
Almost every girl i broke up with thinks it over cod4 :/
Bllasae 0
#5 wins.
60630 0
Pokemon is amazing
Jari 0
#10: Why? It's possible to be mature and have fun with a hobby collecting things or playing certain games. Just because a game or hobby doesn't involve massive amounts of violence, etc. doesn't mean it makes you immature to play. Get over yourself. OP: I can kinda see why he would say something like that.
JoyHeart 0
You do need to grow up if you don't realise Call of Duty Pokemon and Bionicles are for people of all ages. Only young children and adolecents say those things are for 'babies' or whatever. Ages 3 and Up means he can play with them forever if he's over 3! You need to understand these things!
seemingly_random 0
Hold up one second. This post is what the educated crowd refers to as "dramatic irony." The poster is not immature, you're just too ignorant to realize that this post is supposed to be ironic. The irony stems from the idea that video games and action figures are for little kids. That aside, our nation is experiencing an overwhelming amount of young men who move back home, don't get married, and revert into child-like states because they expect life to come on a silver platter and it doesn't. The theories as to what cause this are varied and dense. My personal theory is that, since most of these young men come from suburban settings, they aren't used to competition on a large scale because of the smallness of suburban lifestyles. The truth is that if you are a male over the age of eighteen and you still play with toys invented for high-school-age children, you are that much more likely to be a worthless leech. In fact, you probably are a worthless leech.
reddilocks 0
lol...pokemon are awesome!!! and it doesn't matter how old a guy is, video games will most likely always be a part of their live. as for the bionicles...that's a little weird but maybe he's had them all his life and he's a sentimental guy. He probably meant "grow up" in a different way. maybe you whine too much, or you get upset over stupid things. i know it sucks so much to be dumped, but your argument is invalid and unfair, because everyone has childish stuff in their lives...like i still have all of my beanie babies and I'm 16.
brootal_panda 0
let him be him thats the way he is, cant change that. honestly im the same way