Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
JFox 8
If she really felt like her life was ******, wouldn't she be saying something more along the lines of how much she misses him, rather then poking fun at his hobbies ?
IAmBridgette 0
Psh, well good. You should have broke up with him for those reasons alone.
chaya12 0
You need to grow up and not date 7 year olds and stop cryin on fml
alecofosho 0
ok it's true that this is a site for sharing reasons why your life sucks...but maybe you should do so on a site where a substantial amount of the viewers aren't strong supporters of what you're complaining about (COD, Pokemon). I mean cmon if you dont enjoy both of those, it's just because you havent played them. Oh and you're a whiney, clingy bitch...FYL!
cocoa_drama483 0
well...i think its kind od normal for guys to play video games. but POKEMON?! like, is that a JOKE? sorry! but, thats just NOT HOT! and you know what? you guys can say whatever you want! but, this is fmylife.com! and its meant for stuff like this! i dont think shes "crying" or "being a baby". and i don't think she needs to grow up! this person is SO not a "whiney", or "clingy". she's just having freedom of speach and having her own thoughts! and MAYBE, she's just a little pissed because her boyfriend dumped her! is that really so bad??? and that is a HORIBBLE thing to say! "FYL". do you people seriously say CRAP like that??? i think you guys are really the ones that need to grow up! _Makenna =D
bitchplease123 0
What a chief, why do u ******* care.
mini_munny 0
#362 - Way to exaggerate. *rolls eyes* No wonder the word "drama" is in your name. What's with the over-usage of exclamation marks? It's not that necessary, nor that serious. And how old are you? From the way you talk, you sound like you're at most 13. So maybe it's you who needs a reality check on who really needs to grow up.
VazCarlo 0
Regardless of the truth: You can't defend yourself of being immature by being so childish, on the internet, and with one of the most immature things you can possibly say: "But your the one with [blah blah]". It sounds like it came from The Disney Channel. Good Day :D
AFlora 0
I totally agree with #4 Plus i play COD4 and H3 quite a bit and i blow at the games but it doesn't make me childish this FML does make you childish though...
dcapp 0
#4 is right by the way.. you DO need to grow up and learn how to spell excessive.