Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
OuchThatsHarsh 0
Hah, you should have told her you wanted a girl like Bella. I agree with #377 though. I've read the books multiple times (my own guilty pleasure, rereading horrible books many times) but I always knew there was no such thing as "Edward Cullen," just as many girls believe that they love Robert Pattinson, when in truth, they love Edward Cullen. I hated that movie and would never buy the movie though. o_O.
liblaw 0
at least he is not doing drugs....
darkgoldblade 0
Hey, COD is awesome and it takes quite a bit of strategy, and bionicles for all you know could become VERY expenseive in a couple years, sure, I am 15 and I still have them, but they are awesome! And I play excesive COD, I basically live on my Xbox Day and Night, playing COD 4: Modern Warfare, or COD WaW, ok you try playing them, it takes a lot of strategy, or luck, one or the other.
rawrdesiree 0
Hey, COD is amazing..and I would definately choose it over my boyfriend..if he didnt play it with me :]
FML_x2 0
Should've known growing up consisted of being satisfied with a mans habits..
Chromefox 0
Pokemon is awesome.
ekoms_fml 0
clearly he needs someone to grow up for him because he cant do it himself
Roxanii 0
Pokemon and Bionicles are beast man, You should tell him to play a better game then COD, it takes NO skill what-so-ever, it's such a 13 year old boy game
kh2freak23 0
Wow She's just trying to vent.its called FML for a reason. Jeez give people a break once in a while.always nagging about people and their wrong doings. Lighten up will ya?
Cm46388 0
I gotta agree with half the commenst here. If you were my girlfriend and considered me childish for playing a game excessively, i'd tell you to become more interesting and try again later. Evidently you're not as much fun. CODFTW!