Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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Top comments
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
brad42013 3
Ahhh a true man he is. I'll have you know that Pokemon cards, games, etc will be worth millions if not more in the future so he is just preparing for supporting his future family. And call if duty is the jam so that's normal. My fiancés grandmother plays call of duty and can whoop my ass
FMLCat2001 4
He Needs to grow up? I think you need to grow up. Pokemon is awesome, and you are whining about it on the Internet.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Implying that liking Pokemon as an adult is a bad thing?
ImTheAlpha 30
Wait... Op is a guy?
lumpojoe 4
Hey Bionicles will be worth lots in time.
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Ok anyway if he's collecting those then he's not childish but I see where you're coming from
Conkle5 1
Welcome to the typical life of a man, not matter how old we never truly grow up.
bignardz101 14
Pokémon is the shit
aussiegirl333 1
What does that say about you?
loloalltheway 23
Oh well, some people aren't worth it:/ btw just realized that you are dating a man and you are a man!! OMG GAYS ARE ADORABLE BEST OF LUCKS TO YOU!!!!