Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
kemar7856 0
how dare u diss call of duty and pokemon
Compass 0
I agree about the Pokemon and Bionicles (although they could be old things he keeps, but I don't understand ya'lls situation so I'll put that aside), but NEVER talk down to Call of Duty. That is a grown-man thing.
Snowboarder2010 0
YDI for dissing Call of Duty and Pokemon. I'm sick of people thinking they are so COOL for dissing Pokemon. People like different things, get the heck over it.
metro_mello 0
How dare you dis Pokemon! Pokemon used to be the shit back in the day! It is not childish to like Pokemon. Mabye Pokemon and bionicles are the stuff he collects.My mother collects heart rocks! I don't know how collecting things is childish. And you saying it is childish to own pokemon stuff is just like saying it is childish to put on makeup. Horrible Horrible.
jujujube 0
call of duty rocks and it's not his falt if he likes it you should grow up
timbob101 0
that's sad
bugsGoRawr 7
leave Pokemon alone, it's freakin awesome:DD
Whiterabbitm1 0
sounds like your bf Collects action figures... my uncle did the same thing with his Star Wars Collection, he was able to retire at 40 and lives very comfortably now
rwac07 0
*excessive* call of duty.
gotham25 0
tell him u were cheating on him wit pikachu