Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Kaizoku_fml 6
Men have strange hobbies. Most men I know are into collecting one thing or another. For some it's cars or guns, others like comic books or action figures. I'm a movie guy myself. Most of my friends also play video games, all of them are over 25. Most of them are reliable family men. Apart from video games, the guys is accused of "having pokemon and bionicles in his room". I still have many of my childhood toys, and I'm never getting rid of my legos. At least not until I can pass them to my own offspring. I can't for the life of me find anything immature about that. Personally I despise Pokemon. I can't see why anyone would waste their time watching pokemon, when there's actual good anime available. I have familiarized myself with the pokemon card game though, and it looks to be more interesting than poker or blackjack. I remember my friend talking about magic the gathering when we were young, and the pokemon card game seems quite similar. If someone hadn't mentioned in the comments that the OP is actually a guy, I would not have noticed it either. Maybe because he sounded like a whiny, judgemental bitch. I would be interested in knowing what the OP did to make his partner say he needs to grow up. Until I get clarification, I'm imagining hissy-fits with flying plates and phrases like "you never take me anywhere!".
iTsBrandon 0
Call of Duty is amazingg :) but if he's choosing games over you, you deserve alot better. I play CoD alot two but my girlfriend knows she's a top priority in my life and games, well there not. You deserve better though.
Kupokupupo 0
jesus christ.... grow up. and grow up to all to people who said YDI to the OP coz he was 'dissing' COD. it's just a game and little figurines and stuff in someone's room doesnt highlight their maturity. take me as an example, i'm a serious A/B student and my room is ****** multicoloured
PlasmaFox 0
YDI for being an immature bouncy giggly brat.
thisaccountisfak 0
On 04/07/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by phreshrice (man) - United States (Iowa) -_- doesn't this mean that the person who's complaining is a boy...not a girl?
omnomnomomnom 0
Wow. Get a life.
bosshaug 0
Obviously call of duty is rated mature so he sounds like a pretty mature mother ******
bishoprsv2 0
Call of Duty is awesome! Grow up, you bitch!
Kikishi 0
Hey I got a man that collects tranformers and poses them. not to mention this halo-battlestar galactica display of figures and cylons coming out of the stargate. I love my geek, everyone has their inner child, his excuse was that you were immature but in truth you may have just been too clingy.
happyhak 5
YDI How is playing Call of Duty "not grown up"? Bitch