Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
i_am_not_me 0
Probably a polite way of calling you a psycho hose beast.
screwthisstuff 0
haha fyl for getting dumped by a fag.
screwthisstuff 0
oh and #14 FTW!!!
Trix_Disorder 20
Yeah, my ex tried to pull some bullshit like that. Saying that I was immature, when HE'S the one who flunked out of college, and I'm here making a 4.0 Guys are hypocrites a lot.
King_of_Kings 3
In the world we live in where labels rule our lives, it is impossible to see the light that guides us to Breaking Through To The Other Side, the other side where we can all be classless and free, where labels don't exist, where freedom reigns supreme! The side we can't achieve! You say **** my life? I say **** all our lives!
braFTW 0
#4 LOL And it's not the isolated actions but the behavior that counts. ;) YDI, probably...
zachattack 0
IMO, he has every right to have whatever hobbies he wants. You're just being an assface for dissing the things he enjoys. YDI. 10$ says you DO need to grow up.
woahcomments 0
I agree with #4.
krystlex3 0
cod is where its @@@@
bladebeast 0
#210, maturity isn't a level of intelect it's based on how you view things