Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
annis_fml 0
A love of Call of Duty and Pokemon does not necessarily make a person immature in their interactions with people so him saying you need to grow up could be a legit statement.
JFox 8
^_~ Also, am I the only one here who remembers the FML a while ago about the chick who wanted to **** her boyfriend on the release date of Pokemon Platinum ??
King_of_Kings 3
#259 hey love, (you seem to like that word) i dont remember that FML
JFox 8
Ahh well I do, and I think the two may be related.
mini_munny 0
#259 - haha yeah I remember that one. She texts him saying she wants to have sex and he says no can do cause platinum's coming out today. LOL
GhostOfPerdition 0
Lol @ all the nerds defending the games.
wrestler93 0
this was kinda funny cuz thats why i broke up with my ex, and i also play a lot of call duty haha
King_of_Kings 3
#261 who knows. these might be related. and also, JFox?...BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!! LOVE YOOUUUU =]
JFox 8
-giggles- I still think this guy needs my friend code. :P And you.. you too. xP
Passa 0
#263 Lol @ all the 'normal people' who have a desperate need to make themselves feel superior by bashing things they don't understand because they don't have a semblance of a self-esteem. I'm sure you can sleep at night now because you called a bunch of people on the internet 'nerds' for defending two games that have a combined fanbase possibly in excess of 40 million people. Playing Pokemon and having Lego does not make you immature in the slightest. If that is what some of you consider immaturity then you yourselves might need to step back and work on your overwhelming ignorance.