Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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JFox 8
#245 It's a song, honey. :] PlayDoh by The Aquabats! The Aquabats! = love
BaldOuting 0
agreed with the others - that wasn't his real reason...and definitely shows his maturity level - hopefully you will have better luck with your next bf.
mylifesuck1123 0
hey nothin wrong with some call of duty! but i dont know about the pokemon and stuff....
Kyzomo 0
#3 jhaahahaaah
BlackSheep_fml 0
Hobby is a hobby is a hobby is a hobby is a hobby. If YOU think he needed to grow up, why did you even date a guy who has those hobbies in the first place? And how is it more mature to moan and groan about how someone else has childish hobbies? I actually think you really do need to grow up. I used to date a girl that was into drug culture, and though I disliked the whole idea of it, I didn't bash her about it, it's her life not mine.
King_of_Kings 3
#248 Break On Through is a song by The Doors! Those words i added in there were words i thought up to revolve around the saying Break On Through To The Other Side and also relate to the FML and life in general and how we see it and live it and how stupid we are for living our lives with labels and not being free to express ourselves. not being able to Break On Through!
JFox 8
Ahh :] I see.. very good. I wasn't trying to be deep, though. :P -rolls around on the floor- LOVE YOOUUUU ^_^ lol
JohnFR33M4N 0
#238 If she stopped bitching and started grasping his **** once in a while, we wouldnt be in a war of maturity
King_of_Kings 3
#254 i know you love me! everyone loves The King Of Kings!!
lowcapacityx 0
LOL