Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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Top comments
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
CPP 0
It is quite amazing how many people failed to grasp the girl's actual point.
xerobebop 0
YDI for not being as cool as Pokemon or Bionicles.
free_Aus 0
for #238.... Her point? If the girl had been grasping her ex-boyfriend's point, he probably would not be her ex. ha ha ha.
Christian_W 0
Haha If you're looking for sympathy this is certainly not the place :) CoD owns your face anyway!
JFox 8
When I was a little man PlayDoh came in a little can I was Star Wars biggest fan Now I'm stuck without a plan GI Joe was an action man Shaggy drove the Mystery Van Devo was my favorite band Take me back to my happy land
asdfghjkl88 0
This isn't an fmylife moment. Its stupid, he's obviously a loser. NERD
bskaboom 0
haha grow up. that stuff dont mean shit
King_of_Kings 3
#242 thats good, but my #212 comment was a little bit more indepth.
CPP 0
#240- Really? Wow. She isn't calling him immature. She's just wondering why someone who still enjoys Pokemon (I do know we ALL love this still) would break up with her and tell her to grow up.
thedragonsword 0
the fact that you define his maturity level by his interests shows you have some growing up to do.