Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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King_of_Kings 3
#266 hey JFox, do you have a myspace or facebook account?
J0HNYR0773N 0
COD4 ROCKS YOUR SHIT BITCH!!1 YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU CAN CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE
JFox 8
hahaa serious ? http://www.myspace.com/twizztedbunniie [The URL is from years ago and it's crap, I know ;-;] I was banned from Facebook for posting the picture I use on here XD
Kiquick 0
You may have posted this and expected people to come side with you, but there's nothing wrong with Call of Duty (or any games) or hobbies and collections for that matter unless they interefere with the more important aspects of life such as work and school. His interests in those things is similar to your interests in beauty, manicures, pedicures, shopping, etc... Either way, he takes pleasure in them because it releases him from reality or takes stress off. Lots of adult men (me included) still have the small child in them, except mine is sleeping with a stuffed ani... erm... nevermind.
King_of_Kings 3
yup, it is crap
Dalarsco 0
To paraphrase C.S. Lewis: When I grew up it was time to give up childish things. The first among them the fear of looking childish.
JFox 8
hahaa I was 13 or 14 at the time lol
aillemac 0
#228 - I agree with you, and same here (: except my bf has the game &I can't run it on my comp :[
King_of_Kings 3
JFox im guessing 14
digital_addict 0
I herd you don't liek mudkips :(