Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
strangersdk 0
Sounds like you're the one who really does need to grow up. Immature bitching. Plus, it's excessive, not excesive.
noojus 0
wow yo....need to grow up because of COD? and pokemon? maybe he just likes to collect, yo. Or maybe he likes to play COD. How does that make him immature? Software engineers make COD. toh they must be VERY immature. ...
onetuffbitch 0
Come on people...if her boyfriend was paying that much attention Call Of Duty then he was probably ignoring his other "duties" to her... That said...It's tragically appalling when someone dumps us for the VERY thing we think about them, isn't it? Consider it a blessing that he dumped you...so sack up, Sweetie and move ON!
TokiDoki23 0
Woooah there. CoD and especially Pokemon are serious business... You Gotta Catch 'Em All....
raNDMGUy 5
im pretty sure even the most mature of people play COD
lol_seriously 0
You should start playing COD, it will help take your mind off him. Plus there's always the off chance that you will become really good then you can totally p00n him online.
xsweetlysour 0
one hundred-eighty-FIRST!
xsweetlysour 0
Double post fail *head palm*
amirn86 0
Pokemon is ****** sweet
corey_kelly 0
you said he still has that stuff in his room, you never said he uses it...I have a bear from when I was born in my closet, does that make me a baby? you do need to grow up, people who wine are annoying as hell